Tuesday, December 18, 2018

L.A.M. On What Stars Do

Dear friends,

  It seems that bilateral relations are getting murkier. This week, we’ve seen the number of ships “invading” Singapore waters increased from one to two. We’ve seen announcements banning egg exports and 4 species of fish and prawns. We’ve seen the land checkpoints between Singapore and Malaysia shutter all but 1 immigration and checkpoint control lane leading to 7 hour jams at the Causeway due to an “exercise”

  In times like these, it is important to remain calm and not escalate the situation. Let’s try to be civil. Let’s strive not to resort to name-calling, unhelpful proclamations of bravado and mindless taunting or trolling.

  Whatever the Mahathir government is doing is hurting their own people more than Singapore. Singapore is able to quickly diversify its food sources. If push comes to shove we have a military that in Mahathir’s own words is more powerful than Malaysia’s. So we know that Mahathir will not go to war with Singapore. 

  Singapore will survive but those who are really suffering are the Malaysian chicken farmers, fishermen, distributors who rely on exports to supplement their income and the workers who travel across the Straits everyday for a better salary. So let’s not put the blame on them. We are brothers after all.

  So if we are not committing ad hominem or thumping our chest like testosterone filled gorillas, what do we do?

  Let me quote Yvaine from Stardust, written by Neil Gaiman and published by DC Comics. What do stars do? They shine.

  In the 90s the same PM threatened to cut water supplies. We poured millions into water filtration technologies, built world class desalination and NEWater treatment plants. Today Singapore is a globally recognized water specialist and has the potential to be self-sufficient in water. The tables have turned and this year, we were the ones who had to come to the rescue when Johor suffered a drought. When faced with a water crisis, we literally looked our aggressors in their eyes and said that we rather drink our own pee.

 When we faced a sand import ban that threatens the pace of our land reclamation projects, we developed innovative ways of reclamation which uses less sand that is more efficient and environmentally friendly.

  No natural sources of oil? We built the 7th largest oil refinery in the world on Pulau Bukom, the first underground oil storage facility in South East Asia and are today the largest supplier of offshore oil rigs. Despite producing 0 barrels of oil, we have embedded ourselves into the hydrocarbon process flow giving us undeniable access to oil and gas.

  Not enough land for our rubbish? We built an island out of thrash that looks more like a resort than a rubbish dump.

  Even when it comes to egg farming. The modern way of farming eggs the region uses has its roots from Ho Seng Choon (yes our very own egg farmer) who through continuous innovation, overcame constraints in land, and raised productivity in poultry farming. When challenged, he pioneered a way to raise patridges, a temperate fowl in a tropical climate. Although our egg farms only supply about a quarter of our egg requirements, given time and focus, they do have the potential for self-sufficiency.

  When faced with crisis, Singapore has always came out stronger. The old adage is true. What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. 

  So instead of lowering ourselves to childish spats with strangers online, let’s rise up to the challenge. Let’s reject fake news that tries to divide us. Instead, let’s continue to work hard and contribute in our own way to making this country more vibrant, more resilient and more attractive. When we stand united, there is nothing we cannot overcome.

  Because at the end of the day. What do stars do? They shine. And we have five stars and a crescent moon that shines brightly through these dark nights.


L.A.M.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

L.A.M. Reviews Aquaman (2018)

Ok here’s my official non-spoilery review of Aquaman.

This review is best read while listening to Skylar Grey’s Everything I Need which encapsulates perfectly the essence of the entire movie. For your convenience. The link is provided below.

Are you listening to the song now? Not yet? Ok I’ll give you a minute. 

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Ok, now that you have the song playing in the background, the review can begin.

Aquaman is the child of a lighthouse keeper and the Queen of Atlantis. A product of forbidden love between star crossed lovers who with the help of an Atlantean, Mera must find a mystical trident to a stop a war with the surface world.

The movie starts off with a quote from Jules Verne and at the end pays tribute to one of Jules Verne’s classics by way of an Easter egg
For an action flick that that portrays itself as mindless fun, it carries much more intellectual depth than you would expect from a feel good action movie, drawing inspirations from great literary works like Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth and the greatest classic of all, Carlo Collodi’s Pinocchio.

Despite its intellectual depth, the movie is at its core one that tugs at the heartstring of viewers, combining parallel depictions of romance between Aquaman and Mera with that of his long suffering father Thomas and Queen Atlanna (played by Nicole Kidman). The chemistry between Jason Momoa and Amber Heard is undeniable and will leave many viewers “shipping.”

The action set pieces are absolutely amazing. The epitome of which is a rooftop fight scene, seemingly shot in one take that traverses seamlessly between the foreground and the background while keeping audiences at the edge of their seats. 

Some of the dialogue is cheesy but the movie is engaging enough that you will be more preoccupied with the action sequences set among some of the best visuals in its genre. Basically, if you randomly freeze framed at any point in the movie, it would have made a perfect screensaver.

Unlike some other comic book movie that requires you to watch 10 other movies or read the years of history in the pages of its comics to understand the subplots. You don’t need any pre-knowledge to enjoy Aquaman. Just leave your brain and pre-conceived notions at home and enjoy your time.

At the end of the day, Aquaman takes the thrill from Indian Jones, the romance from Romeo and Juliet, the action from Fast and Furious and the visuals from Avatar and combines it into a 2 hour 22 minute movie that keeps you wishing you were still in Atlantis days after you have left the cinema.

In my opinion it is the best comic hero movie of the year and definitely not one to be missed.

5 out of 5 stars.


Friday, December 14, 2018

L.A.M. on the Water and Air Space Disputes of 2018

Dear friends on both sides of the Causeway. To say that we live in tumultuous times is an exaggeration. However, the fact is, one wrong move, a series of unexpected tense bilateral escalations and one itchy trigger finger is what separates us from possible war.
In times like these, it is important to remind ourselves that we share more than just 2 land bridges and a love for chendol (or “cendol”). We are each other’s top 3 trading partner. Virtually everyone has a friend or family on the other side of the Causeway. Historically, we have been together far longer than we have been apart.
During more peaceful times, we are your largest fan and supporter. We poured in more investments into Malaysia than any other country in the world. We are the largest foreign employer of Malaysian labour. When we are not playing against you in the AFF Suzuki Cup, we cheered for you.
Despite our tense relationship with Mahathir, we celebrated with you when you overthrew a kleptocracy. To show that we wanted to develop closer ties, we reached out with an olive branch when Mahathir was in Singapore. We gave him an honorary degree and named an Orchid after him, which is probably the highest unofficial honor you can get in Singapore.
During trying times, we are your biggest helping hand. When Johor Bahru went through a drought this year, we supplied more treated water, above and beyond our contractual obligations.
When MH370 crashed, we mourned with you and provided aid and support in every way we can. When you said you were broke, we reduced the penalty for postponing the bilaterally agreed HSR down to a token $15m.
When a judge said that Zaleha’s chicken rendang should be crispy on MasterChef UK, we called him out on his ignorance.
When tsunami struck in 2004, our soldiers were the first on the line to support you. When Jho Low embezzled money from 1MDB through the global financial market, impacting over a dozen financial systems, we were the first to put him on Interpol’s wanted list. We remain today, the first and only country, to jail and fine misbehaving bankers and the only country to have closed 2 banks, all these while your courts claimed there was no wrongdoing.
There is a lot of fake news and biased reporting circulating online. Many of which tries to divide us. There is probably a high chance a vengeful nonagenarian is stirring up tensions to distract everyone from the weekend’s protests and that he is an Emperor with no clothes. Regardless of who is right, there is one truth: We have much more that unites us than divides us.
I admit that we appear rigid and stuck up because we live in a “fine” city. But trust me when I say this. Deep down, beyond this stuck up, rigid facade, we genuinely wish you well. When you fall, we mourn with you, when you rise, we cheer with you. Because at the end of the day, we are not just neighbours. We are brothers.

L.A.M.