L.A.M. on Where in the World is Singapore?

Singapore is famous for many things. When you mention Singapore, several things come to mind such as banning chewing gum, caning Michael Fay, hosting the only F1 night race and having the best airport in the world. However despite all these notoriety, Singapore is not famous enough for people to know where it is as seen in the examples below:

Hilton Worldwide: Singapore Changi Airport is in Shanghai

 Good response by Changi Airport though.

IndianDude: Singapore is in China

Amanda Bieber: Singapore is in Europe

Cartoon Network based cartoon: Singapore is in Wisconsin or Malaysia

Simpsons Universe: Singapore is in badly drawn Borneo

Singapore is a ghost town in Michigan



Commonly searched in Google: Singapore could be in China, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia or Europe






If you can't beat them, join them. So yes, Singapore is in China, it's also in Europe and Malaysia. In fact Singapore is in wherever you want it to be. Because Singapore is magic.

L.A.M.

Note: Yes, I know that Singapore is also a ghost town in Michigan and that it is a legitimate point but I decided to include it here because it's interesting enough to be included. :) Also, if you have any more examples, please feel free to include them in the comments below.
 

L.A.M: The Day When 2 Australians Shut Down Singapore's Airspace for 50 Minutes

  On January 23, 2008 a very peculiar thing happened. Commercial airspace at one of the world's busiest airports was shut down for over 50 minutes. On that day, an aircraft without an approved flight plan entered Singapore's airspace. Immediately, the Republic of Singapore Air Force dispatched a pair of F-16D fighter jets to intercept the aircraft and escorted it to land at Singapore Changi Airport. Upon landing, airport police immediately surrounded the plane.

 

  

   "At 6.42pm (2142 AEDT), two Republic of Singapore Air Force (RSAF) F-16 fighters were scrambled to intercept a civilian aircraft, a Cessna 208, which was heading towards Singapore airspace without an approved flight plan,'' the ministry's director of public affairs, Colonel Darius Lim, said in a statement. "The aircraft was escorted to land at Singapore Changi Airport."

  The above incident highlights the standard operating protocol an Air Force, Civil Aviation Authority and Local Police Force needs to follow in the event of an unidentified aircraft entering it's airspace without an approved flight plan.

  However amidst this hoo-ha, there was one small detail worth noting. The plane took off from Koh Samui, Thailand. And running the full length between Thailand and Singapore is the land mass of Peninsular Malaysia.

   In essence, this means that the Department of Civil Aviation of Malaysia and the Royal Malaysian Air Force had allowed an unknown aircraft to invade over 131 thousand square km of sovereign Malaysian territory and despite this occurring over a period of 3 hours, did not lift a finger to respond.

  This incident highlighted a huge security flaw in Malaysia's Air Defence umbrella. One that if it had patched during any of the subsequent 6 years that followed, would have prevented a bigger tragedy that came with greater embarrassment, scrutiny and loss.

  6 years later on 8 March 2014, Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 departed Kuala Lumpar International Airport for Beijing. It never landed at it's intended destination. Instead, less than an hour after take off, the transponder was turned off and 3 sets of military radars tracked the plane flying past Penang and across the breadth of Malaysia from the Gulf of Thailand towards the Indian Ocean.

  Unlike the Cessna airplane in the earlier example which was intercepted by the RSAF, 3 sets of people manning Malaysia's military radars never sounded any alarms. The RMAF never dispatched any fighter jets on standby and the Department of Civil Aviation of Malaysia never shut down Malaysian airspace when a rogue plane very much larger than a Cessna aircraft flew across it's airspace.

  Suffice to say, had the Department of Civil Aviation of Malaysia or the RMAF been doing their job properly as exemplified by the example given above, we would not have gone 9 days and counting into a search for a missing and possibly hijacked plane. 

  Investigators may have recently concluded that the plane had it's transponders deliberately turned off and it's flight plan deliberately altered but it is the greater observing public who have the biggest conclusion of all; that Malaysian leadership is sorely incompetent when it comes to handling a crisis. In this respect, Malaysia has much to learn from it's Southern neighbour. Had the supposed hijackers targeted a plane flying through a more efficient jurisdiction, the outcome would have been very different today.

L.A.M. 

Note: My heart, hopes and prayers are with the crew and passengers of MH370. I wish for a speedy and desirable conclusion to this incident and hope beyond all hope that Malaysian authorities will finally learn how to effectively handle crisis and prevent similar incidents from happening in the future.

To view a list of statistics on air crashes since the 1980s see:
http://johnislam.blogspot.hk/2014/04/lams-statistical-dump-of-fatal-air.html